I didn't expect to wake up quite like this. Somehow I still think it was a good party, and am glad I went. I'm tremendously grateful to have the uncommonly attentive friends I do. Thank you all for keeping me safe.
line of the night:
:very tall girl speaking to the host (whose bed i was semi-conscious in) :
"You're not going to try and take advantage of that girl if I leave her alone up here, are you?"
to which he responds,
"No way! I have a girlfriend."